HAZARD · BULLSHIT DETECTION ACTIVE
2026 EDITION
A PUBLIC SAFETY TOOL

LinkedIn
Bullshit Detector

Paste a LinkedIn post or job description below. We will count the synergies, the rockstars, the humbled-to-announces, and tell you exactly how much of it is empty noise.

Sensitivity
Catches all known bullshit. Default detection level.
BALANCED MODE
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/ 100 BULLSHIT
VERDICT
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CATEGORY BREAKDOWN
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How it works We scan for ~440 phrases across 5 categories: corporate jargon, humble brags, fake job titles, vague trend words, and bot-like phrasings. Hits get highlighted by category color. Three sensitivity modes change how strict the detection is — Forgiving skips borderline phrases and softens the score, Balanced is the default, Brutal adds extra mild phrases and amplifies the score. Switch on "Explain Mode" to see why each highlighted phrase qualifies. No data is sent anywhere. This runs entirely in your browser.